First some background:
|Mr. Sokolich on the far left and Mr. Christie on the far right. A political tableau?|
Do you know about the mayor of Fort Lee,
Who failed to endorse Governor Christie?
The outcome was grim
Unless you like to swim
Or can hitch a ride with a nice manatee.
Governor Christie Smash Bang.
Chris Christie eleison.
Lord have mercy.
Chris Christie have mercy.