Remember the guy from Hoboken who allegedly couldn’t help himself from walking off with fine art and superior wines? Well, in late October he confessed to strolling out of the Weinstein Gallery in San Francisco, Picasso’s pencil sketch, “Tete de Femme” in hand. He was sentenced to 16 months, credited with 256 days, actually served 138 days, and given the bonus of a flight, under close supervision, to New York. There he was arraigned for allegedly similar activity, in greater quantity, in various Manhattan galleries. He pleaded not guilty. Currently he is enjoying not terribly fancy accommodations provided by New York. It seems New Jersey, as usual, takes a back seat – we’ll have to wait our turn about that fancy wine, I guess. Here’s a particularly lovely montage from the San Francisco Chronicle!

Here’s the full Chronicle article, as well as one from The New York Times on the December proceedings.
I’ll let you know about that wine. But let’s move along to some local civil proceedings grounded in – of course – Hoboken politics. First, my advice: If you ever find yourself on the short end of the stick in some possibly nefarious matter in Hoboken, one of your go-to guys is clearly one Louis Zayas, Esq. My most attentive readers (assuming I have even one) just might recognize that name from an earlier essay in these pages.
Do go back and peruse by all means, but very briefly, my one-time Ward 4 representative to the Hoboken City Council, Chris Campos, was really unhappy about losing his run for re-election, not keeping his job as a nearby community’s prosecutor, and more generally seeing his political career go down the tubes. It could all be traced to an evening when he ran a red light in Manhattan, was pulled over by New York’s Finest, and earned a less than stellar score on a Breathalyzer test. But still, bummer.
Somehow it became evident to the arresting officer that Mr. Campos was a member of the Hoboken Council; indeed somehow (I can’t possibly imagine how!) that officer even had the impression that Mr. Campos was the current council president, which he was no longer. (Wait – he must have been a close, but not TOO close, follower of Hoboken politics, of course!) Somehow. SOMEHOW! The officer called a counterpart at Hoboken police headquarters – and was told to “do his duty,” rather than, oh, I don’t know, maybe something other than his duty.
Campos’s then lawyer (not Zayas) subsequently released a statement in which read in part that Campos “realizes this was a lapse in judgment and admits he made a mistake … and wants to assure everyone that this will never happen again.” Campos, after many delays (and losing that election, a runoff … and a do-over!) finally, in October 2008, pleaded guilty to doing some bad driving, paid a fine, and “volunteered” not to drive for three months.
Fast forward to April 2010. Campos obviously had thought about all this quite a lot, and now decided to sue the two police officers – and the two cities, to boot – for ruining his life, this step taken with the help of Mr. Zayas. Impressive! Well, just like you, Judge Jed S. Rakoff of the U.S. District Court for the Southern District of New York, found this pretty rich, and on August 12, 2010 (though it didn’t make it into the news until September 10) he dismissed the case “with prejudice.”
For those of you not up on legal lingo, “with prejudice” means, “get lost, you idiot.” And that’s the sanitize version.
I’m not done. Of course. My eyes have not been trained to widen slightly whenever they come across the words “Louis Zayas,” and they were treated once again several days ago, this time in news about a suit brought against our now-incarcerated former Mayor, Peter Cammarano. Also naming Hoboken as a defendant. Of course. Here goes:
First of all, be it remembered that you personally contributed $25,000 to Mr. Cammarano’s campaign. OK, your federal tax dollars, in the form of $10s and $20s forked over to Cammarano’s handlers by an FBI informant, Solomon Dwek. (For some reason, this particular detail is one of my favorites in the Cammarano saga.) But that evidently wasn’t enough to tide him over.
The suit accuses Cammarano of breach of contract for not paying back money he owed three parties. One, the owner of a local supermarket, claims that he was “intimidated” into “cashing” $35,000 worth of campaign donation checks – presumably in return for $35,000 in cash up front though this detail isn’t dwelt upon for some reason – all of which bounced. But the Supermarket Guy adds that Cammarano “promised that as a city councilman [emphasis added], the checks would not bounce.” Promised!! Gee whiz.
Another, this one a member of a family long-established in Hoboken politics, claims that Cammarano asked her to loan his campaign $20,000, “citing his status as a councilman and future mayor [me, again on the emphasis!] when he promised to pay her back,” but that she only collected $4,000 and was really ticked off! (OK, that last phrase isn’t in the legal papers.)
The third was a political consultant for Cammarano, in charge of “hiring campaign workers” among other things. He says he was pressured into paying campaign workers $14,000, which was to be repaid with the loan of the one who loaned the $20,000. The consultant wrote the checks, but the $14,000 from Cammarano never appeared in his account, and $6,000 of the checks bounced for insufficient funds in the consultant’s account. The suit stated that this pushed the consultant’s agency into bankruptcy, but anyone who pays attention to local politics knows that the same agency seems to be doing just fine on the dole from Beth Mason, who has been featured here at some length to say the least. How fascinating!
Now, let’s parse this a bit.
According to New Jersey law, a loan (except from the candidate himself) is considered a contribution until it’s repaid, and therefore the rules about amounts also apply. Since individual contributions are limited to $2,600, there’s a math problem here. In fact, $5,200 would have been possible because Cammarano had a running mate in the election (a runoff) who was seeking an at-large council seat, so this was a “campaign committee.” But that still leaves a very wide discrepancy in every case.
So, plaintiff #1 – Supermarket Guy as I like to call him – and plaintiff #2 think it makes a lot of sense to draw attention to the fact that they made illegal (i.e., on their face excessive) contributions to a candidate in the form of loans, and then when things don’t go quite right decide that the City of Hoboken is among the parties that should make them whole, evidently because the guy who allegedly duped them was an elected official. And let’s dwell on Supermarket Guy a little more. Assuming I follow this correctly, he thought it was OK to take $35,000 in checks intended as campaign donations to deposit in his own account? Let’s put it this way, if Supermarket Guy decides to open up a Laundromat, perhaps located next to a check cashing store?, I think I’ll pass.
Then there’s plaintiff #3. First of all, as a political consultant he perhaps should have been a little cleverer? Oh, never mind. But let’s see:
1. It’s not obvious to me that it’s OK for a consultant to pay campaign workers rather than the campaign itself, the reason being that election law is set up so that it’s simple to trace who give money to campaigns. But possibly this somehow slides by, and this same consultant has done the same for Ms. Mason. However, some feel this is at best shady, the reason being that the point of the required ELEC reports is so that fools like me can easily look up who is giving money and getting money from a political campaign. If the report simply lists some large number as being paid to the John Smith Political Consulting Agency (do you think that name is taken?) something perhaps is not working as intended. Or then again, maybe it is working exactly as intended.
2. It can probably be claimed that fronting the money is a loan, and as we know a loan of $14,000 is a no-no.
3. OK, this bankruptcy thing. A local blogger, Grafix Avenger, called the consultant out on that given that his business seems to be humming along just fine. The consultant and Mr. Zayas were evidently confronted with this and the lawsuit will be amended.
So, why is this suit appearing now, all of a sudden, almost two and a half years after the Cammarano juggernaut went down the toilet? Well, Mr. Cammarano is due to be released in mid-March, and that is in fact quite a bit earlier than would normally be the case according to federal guidelines. No one knows why (or at least no one who is telling), but there is plenty of speculation that his sentence was significantly shortened because he had some very interesting and fulfilling conversations with the FBI or other law enforcement agencies, which are evidently continuing to investigate some less than nice things about various other local residents. The further speculation is that this maneuver is intended to try to further discredit Mr. Cammarano in any testimony he may offer.
Further discredit Cammarano? Now, that’s not easy!
Perhaps, but the touch of real brilliance in this lawsuit is bringing Hoboken in as a defendant, something it shares with the Campos suit, and thus I attribute this bit of artfulness to Mr. Zayas. Picasso would be impressed! Even Mr. Lugo! Do you think the case will end up in front of Judge Rakoff?
But maybe Mr. Zayas in onto something and it just requires a bit of tweaking. Perhaps Mr. Lugo should give him a call. I do think that the estates of Picasso, Léger, et al., are responsible for the mess he finds himself in. I mean, how can you keep your hands off the stuff? There ought to be a law!

